Dy-no-mite!

You know how every once in a while you hear the news story on TV about how some guys is cleaning out his garage and he finds a really old stick of dynamite? The guy, with the dynamite, calls the police they evacuate the area and call the Hazmat crew. The Hazmat guys, come in and stabilize the thing, make sure it hasn't leached anything it wasn't suppose to and then they contain it and remove it.

Well, that's how, this morning in the shower, this whole situation plays out for me. I really feel like I am walking around with an unexploded, leaching stick of dynamite in my chest.